brbjellyfishing:

The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous

(Source: d0kis)

oozybosmer:

neptunain:

lordbigbeard:

zerotide:

kakyoin420:

There is already a word for this.

It’s not a sexuality, it’s an attraction called fictophilia. What you’re describing is an extreme case of it.

You can still identify as a certain sexuality and be only attracted to fictional characters of the genders you specify within that sexuality, henceforth “fictophilia,” not “fictionsexual.”

THERE IS A POINT WHERE THIS SHIT NEEDS TO STOP, AND WE HAVE CLEARLY PASSED IT

Delete this whole website just do it

calling this a separate sexuality instead of a -philia is actually so problematic can tumblr please just stop

"Yay! I wanna be oppressed too!"

(Source: askthebuffyfandomorluesmainblog)

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

girlunderlou:

i’m glad they made the new spider-man bisexual

girlunderlou:

i’m glad they made the new spider-man bisexual

(Source: memewhore)

jeanpaulfarte:

in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?

i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete

like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”

"what sorts of plants grow on your planet?"

"i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say"

"tell us about the culture on your planet!"

"do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin"

"your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?"

"naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major"

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

chocolatesingularity:

Some QUALITY anime and manga pictures I have saved, just thought I’d share them with you all.

brozor:


What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They tried to keep you sated on vapid television shows and vapid music. They cut off your education and fed you brain candy. They took away your music and gave you Top Ten pop stations. They cut off your art and replaced it with endless reality shows for you to plug into, hoping you would sit quietly by as they ran the world. We as a society are only as strong as our weakest link. Give ‘em hell, kids. 

I’ve never loved a post so much in the history of tumblr

brozor:

What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They tried to keep you sated on vapid television shows and vapid music. They cut off your education and fed you brain candy. They took away your music and gave you Top Ten pop stations. They cut off your art and replaced it with endless reality shows for you to plug into, hoping you would sit quietly by as they ran the world. We as a society are only as strong as our weakest link. Give ‘em hell, kids. 

I’ve never loved a post so much in the history of tumblr

(Source: katedanley)

pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

(Source: lordoftheflygons)

plays

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

(Source: rune-midgarts)

twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

(Source: brutalscenequeen)

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.